Dick towel is a functional and sexual towel! Brought to you by Mac, Dennis and Charlie of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
The Dick Towel is a towel with a penis on the front and an ass on the back, created by Mac in the episode "Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens." The towel actually shows two different dicks on it: it can be turned one way to show a "big monster cock", and then flipped.
I purchased this gift as a "white elephant gift exchange" with my friends. Everyone wanted it. It was hysterical. The towel is thin so don't expect to dry yourself with.
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